Elmo’s Blogblogan!

The new website offers a complete list of my available songs, updated almost every week.

Since the site has started this very moment, it has not been completed due to design issues. I have created a new name for the website. "Pa-burn ako ng CD"(Burn me a CD), the name for me was a catchy one. The old website which include printing services had not been included in this new site because of what happened on the printer. Maybe, when the printer is fixed or a new replacement has arrived.

For the mean time, the site includes the list of all audio files in my hard drive as well as mp3 CD’s that I have.

Here’s the address: www.paburnakongcd.cjb.net

Title: My Humps
Artist: Black Eyed Peas
Album: Monkey Business

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

News alert: An unidentified number of rats starts attacking the insides of our printer. The result, a total chaos! Grrrr!

The rats went wild, leaving their droppings on and around the table where my PC is. Now they attacked the printer making the plastic strip inside snap last night, August 18, 2005 around 7:30 when my brother sends a file to the printer from the remote PC. I could not believe it first when I saw the ruins inside the printer. Hoping that this mess will be fixed somehow by Kuya Edwin. The following day, it was morning around 9:00 am when I saw another chaos inside the printer. They attacked again, now much worse than yesterday. They destroyed the belt which is responsible for the movement of the ink cartridges. Not contented enough, the rats exploited the wasted ink on the cleaning pad creating a mess inside with their foot marks in and around the printer. I’ve never experience to see such brutality a rat can do to the poor thing, the printer. My father reminded me of avoiding saying harsh words against the little critters or face their wrath. I mean they said it’s true. Cursing them verbally will make things worse because they will come back for you for a revenge. They can tore your shirt, make a mess in your room or something unimaginable could happen to your belongings. Thinking about this, I could not find any logical reason to this "pamahiin" stuff. But despite all of that, I manage to obey my parents. I hope that kuya Edwin could fix the printer. The most important is that they haven’t made a damage to the CPU(because it is enclosed in a aluminum casing). Hehe.

Linux Ubuntu Installation and Live CD

This morning, the mailman came and brought me my Linux Ubuntu CD shipped from the Netherlands. Astig! I thought that they cancelled my request for the free CD. Yeah, it’s free…no joke. I went through the site www.ubuntu.com and they mentioned that they shipped their OS free of charge. Having no doubdt about this, I give it a try and register to the form on their website. They will email me if the package is ready to go and I must wait for a minimum of 4 weeks time of delivery. I waited and there’s no email. I said "what the heck…forget it". Maybe that time, the email was redirected onto the Spam folder of my Yahoo email. Well, nevermind the email coz the most important and happiest thing is that the free CD came to me safe. The silly thing that I did is smell the air inside the enclosed packaging wondering if the air from the Netherlands get stuck there. Hahahaha! Although the smell was quite a mix of paper and plastic, at least I smell the air. Wakekek!

Below are the pictures of the CD and packaging…click them to view their full size images

Title: Break Me
Artist: Gary Valenciano

No words are left now to be spoken
When all my promises are broken
And all excuses I have used in justifying
My actions move me so much closer to the fire
But now I know
Seems I’ve lost my soul

Make me and take me
Can you find me in this world
I’ve chosen and never let me go
Hold me and mold me
And if there’s no other way
To make me whole
Go ahead and break me
Then remake me
Hold it on I won’t give up
Coz I know you wont give up
on me

Grow weary of my ways pretending
Showing I’m okay when I am hurting
But now I know
Time to find my soul

Make me and take me
Can you find me in this world
I’ve chosen and never let me go
Hold me and mold me
And if there’s no other way
To make me whole

I’ve been too proud
and now I don’t know where to go
And like the son who came back home
Im giving you my life
my mind, my heart, my soul
I’m trusting you enough to break me
Then to make me whole

Can you find me in this world
I’ve lost and never let me go
Hold me and mold me
And if there’s no other way
To make me whole
Go ahead and break, break me
Gently remake me
Hold it on I won’t give up
Coz I know you won’t give up
You’re never givin up on me

No, no, no, no ,no

You’re never givin up on like me

Smart Customer Service services info…

It happened yesterday, August 12, 2005, when I’m in the car going home from Natasha Alabang when my phone rang. It was an unfamiliar caller and it registered only 4 numbers on the screen of my mobile phone. What does this mean? I immediately thought of receiving prank calls from a certain individual that informs me that I won from their promo, sweepstakes or whatever. But what if it is true? I mean the number that was calling were from "8404". Only 4 digits. Prank callers and texters register their complete mobile number that’s why I never fell to them. I answered the phone, "Good Afternoon, This is (I forgot her name) from Smart Communications". "We are just conducting a survey regarding Smart’s customer services…". Ah, ok…sure, then I answered their survey. I thought the call was an announcement that will surprise me. Hehe.

Lack of funds?!: The unreasonable reason of Mr. Injustice

These was only my opinion, kaya nga tinawag ‘tong blog eh…hehe!

"Duh! What were you thinking?" I said after watching an international cable news channel last August 11, 2005 where the anchor interviewed Mr. Secretary Raul Gonzalez of the Department of Justice. Before the interview, the international news channel released a special report on detained minors in the Philippines. The report was conducted by a reporter showing the pain and grief of minors detained in jails. They were detained because of committing crimes like theft, drugs…. The reporter interviewed a young boy detainee saying that he was kept inside the jail for months just by committing a minor crime. The boy was just only 9 years old. "Hello", these young detainees must be kept in a rehabilitation center, not in a jail. Good thing, a foreign missionary helped those detained childeren and kept them in his own rehabilitation center. Now that is good.

In an interview with Mr. Secretary, the anchor ask questions about the expose of the detained children. The anchor mentioned that under the U.N. constitution…no minor shall be kept in jail even if he/she committed a crime. Doing so is against human rights and against the law. Mr. Gonzalez said that the Philippine government is doing all it can to enforce laws regarding the issue. The following conversations on the interview makes me annoyed. It seems that Mr. Gomzalez has no control on his jurisdiction as a secretary of justice. He immediately denied some questions that somewhat accuses him of being an irresponsible and that he did’nt knew the problem. Secretary Gonzalez reiterated that funds are scarce halting the government’s aim on solving this issue.

My comments: Do we need to wait for the money/funds to come just to help those young children? Hello, pwede nmang humingi ng tulong sa mga NGO’s, rehabilitation centers at ung mga mayayamang individuals. Just like what the missionary did. He takes the initiative to help those young children to be rehabilitated to let them continue their lives. Just simple as that. Pano kasi corrupt ang government. Imbis na sa mga proyekto ng government napupunta ang pera, sa bulsa mismo ng mga officials napupunta. Eto namang si Secretary Gonzalez panay ang dakdak sa TV about sa current crisis ng bansa. Hindi niya alam na may natatamaan sia at yung dapat na ginagawa bilang isang Secretary of Justice eh mukhang nakatiwang-wang lang. Lahat na lang ng officials ng ating gobyerno nakatuon sa isyu kung saan kanya-kanyang siraan para makuha ang kanilang adhikain. Sinasabi ng mga tag-administrasyona at taga-oposisyon na para sa bayan ang ginagawa nila. Pakshit sila, eh mamamayan ang lumulubog sa kahirapan dahil sa bangayan nila. Kung pwede lang na sibakin lahat ng mga corrupt, kaso baka kokonti na lang matitira sa gobyerno. Hehe.

Title: DARE
Artist: Gorillaz
Album: Demon Days

It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s DARE

It’s DARE

You got to press it on you
You just, think it, that’s what you do it
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, DARE

Jump with the moon and move it
Jump back and forth
It feels like you would let yourself work it out

Never did no harm
Never did no harm

It’s DARE
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s DARE

It’s DARE

You got to press it on you
You just, think it, that’s what you do
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, DARE

Jump with the moon and move it
Jump back and forth
It feels like you would let yourself work it out

Never did no harm
Never did no harm

It’s DARE
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s DARE

Never did no harm
Never did no harm

It’s DARE
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s DARE

You got to press it on you
You just, think it, that’s what you do
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, DARE

Jump with the moon and move it
Jump back and forth
It feels like you would let yourself work it out

You got to press it on you
You just, think it, that’s what you do
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, DARE

Jump with the moon and move it
Jump back and forth
It feels like you would let yourself work it ou